it’s about time we had new rules to reshape the family. I plan to put together the first ever Global juggalo Confrence to make sure these rules stick cuz if u notice. as long as juggalos say the “N” word or claim they’re gangsta’s and beat up people for dissin’ juggalos..they’ll be idiots like LOTB around to bash our names in the ground. so without further indue..
The “TRUE” Code Of Juggalo Family
Follow these simple steps to be a true juggalo.
1. A Juggalo is not a gang member.
2. A Juggalo does not say the “N” word NO MATTER HOW IT’S SPELLED or any sluurs of any kind.
3. A Juggalo should not judge another because of a lack of merch.
4. A Juggalette is NOT A ******** WHORE! please don’t have careless sex otherwise you’ll wind up like Lara Roxx
5. A True Juggalo will respect and help people around him or her no matter the problem cuz that’s the true meaning of the word family.
6. A Juggalo will not drunk or do drugs infront of a little kid.
7. A True Juggalo listens to the music and the meaning and not to mistake it for a call to violence
8. Juggalos are all races, genders, sexual orientations, or even genitic mutations (such as retarded or born with 2 sex organs)
9. Juggalos are whoever you want to be. as long as it don’t mean violence in your life!
ANY VIOLATION OF THESE RULES WILL RESULT YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE FAMILY [MEANING YOUR HATCHET, YOUR MERCH, CD'S, WHATVER U GOT EVEN IF IT'S AN ADVANCE PASS TO THE 2010 GATHERING MUST BE REMOVED AND YOU'RE NOT TO SPEAK THE WORD JUGGALO NO MORE!]
sorry folks. but Psychopathic’s 2 money-blind to see the crisis at hand so guess the last OG Wicked Klown from michigan that is still down has to step in and re-shape the family to true U-N-I-T-Y
thank you for reading